J feet

Someone who is born with wank wonky feet which look like they have been repeatedly beaten with a 5 pound hammer and then squashed in a vice. Sufferers often have many similar traits to the elephant man, but normally look worse. typically a side effect of inbreeding, this condition is a right kaaaaant.

Look at that poor little raspberry ripple over there wiv his j feet

by Nichollsboooooooooooy December 7, 2006

SUCK DAGO FEET

English, verb phrase,
1. To suck drastically at an activity.

2. To suck the feet of an Italian, Portugese or Spanish man.

3. To be of an assholeic manner of being.

God Jim, you suck dago feet at this game.

Regretably i sucked dago feet all day long while visiting Venice, It gave me mouth warts!

God Steve, why don,t u just suck dago feet to everyone.

by Ryan from wilton September 10, 2004

pussy feet

a phrase well-used by me. pussy feet is a name/meaing for someone scared...

*2 guys watching scary movie*

guy 1: *screams* "turn this shit off its fucking scary!!!"

guy 2: *shakes head* "pussy feet Dan"

by gothrocks5 November 3, 2009

freetude

Attitude of freedom.

Example 1
Dude 1 : "Hey, wanna go watch a movie ?"
Dude 2 : "Sorry dude, I can't. I have some work to finish"
Dude 1 : "Get some freetude, dude".

Example 2
Dude 1 : "David left his job to start a carrier as a magician".
Dude 2 : "Dude, I wish I had half of his freetude".

by le12epilote May 8, 2009

feetwater

The dirty bath water you tell your children is unfit to drink because they are sitting in it. It may or may not smell/taste like feet.

Wendy, don't drink the feetwater. Turn on the faucet (or tap) and get clean water.

by Analareina January 20, 2009

feet vinegar

The liquid that drips out of your shoes when you've been walking in the rain. It usually smells of old foot.

Dude! Did you see the feet vinegar in my shoes?

by Schaaf April 11, 2010

Feet prisons

Shoes

"Man I can't wait to go home relax and take off my feet prisons

by Otis18 April 27, 2015