Dirty Forrest

To be such a rephrehensible person, that you think it is really funny to (whilst also getting a great amount of personal pleasure from) putting your fingers into a girls mouth, without asking for permission.

Did you see what that crazy ass motherfucker was doing last night? He was doing Dirty Forrests to all the girls!

by ThatBoyBotter February 8, 2021

Can't see the forest through the trees.

This term means someone is so simple minded that they can't figure out the simplest problems. Their minds are like great big empty voids of any kind of logical thought. This is why even though the can see the trees their simple minds can't grasp that's the forest.

Ray : Did you see that guy trying to change his flat tire, it took him an at least an hour.

Tony :That guy can't see the forest through the trees.

by TV CAR March 29, 2010

ForestImps

King of you all!

All hail ForestImps

by :D July 26, 2003

dork forest

A group of dorky, stupid, or senseless people.

Did you see those idiots throw their trash out the car window? They must come from the dork forest.

by danmcq July 6, 2008

Forrest

An extremely fat, lazy butt pirate who can't get it up and plays Wii all day. He can't, nor will he ever,gey any, not even a fat chick!

Fat chick: Why can't you satisfy me? Forrest :I'd rather go play my Wii, i'm not attracted to women, and i'm impotent

by Skeeter and Mr. Serrano December 29, 2008

Forest Fire

While masterbating without lotion, the heat from the friction causes the pubic hair to ignite.

Phil doesn't have to shave now because of the forest fire last night.

by PSpin420 November 2, 2009

Forrest Gumped

The term Forrest Gumped refers to a specific level of intoxication or being Fucked Up, usually from a mixture of alcohol and tree. One would most likely have to go to extreme lengths to achieve this form of fuckedupness, but...nothings impossible.

Josh: "yo you see foster last night

Handle: "yea he was totally Forrest Gumped

Josh: "haha yea"

by SmokeTree November 15, 2010