I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

National "look out for a homie" day

October 15th is the day in which you look out for your friends. Text them nice messages, compliments, and just be there for them. (Any gender counts as a homie today.)

You: "Hey bro, its National "look out for a homie" day. You doing alright?"
Them: "Nah, are you fine with me talking about it?"
You: "Bro, of course."
Them: "Bro.."

by Mx20 October 15, 2020

No school for a week

you will have a week off during the last week of November. Have fun!

Yay we have no school for a week Mr. Bafoon!

by Unilena5 November 17, 2020

Searching the clam for a pearl

To describe a girl masturbating

Becky last night was Searching the clam for a pearl

by Someone_knowledgeable January 22, 2021

Stop off for a Boston tea party

Taking a massive shit in a public bathroom.

Let's stop off for a Boston tea party on the way home.

by L3pr3chaun3 January 23, 2021

You come for a scrap eh?

“You come for a scrap eh?!” - A term used by North Yorkshire men such Captain Grimm who aren’t actually up for a fight, they just say it to cover up their crippling social anxiety.

“Oi mate I stamped on yer whippersnapper last night, it went all pop and sh*t innit.”
“Oi you come for a scrap eh?”

by Tread6666 March 23, 2021

i.simp.for.a.simp

One of the coolest people you'd ever meet. At this point she's probably so cool that you won't be able to take her amazingness and die of how sweet and awesome she is.

i.simp.for.a.simp is really cool
I know right

by dabisburnttoenail May 26, 2021