Florida jacuzzi

When a girl puts lemon juice and pop rocks in her mouth then gargles your balls.

Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting”
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”

by How it feels to gum 5 chews January 28, 2021

Florida Fanboat

Someone male or female diarrhea shits in front of a house fan while someone stands behind along for the ride.

Mary missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave her the ol' Florida Fanboat.

by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024

WE WANT FLORIDA

A family-friendly way of expressing contempt for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is akin to saying “Leafs Suck.”

“WE WANT FLORIDA” originated in the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Shortly after the Toronto Maple Leafs finally won a playoff series (since god knows when), childish Leaf fans were yelling “We Want Florida”, really wishing their next opponent to be the lower seeded Florida Panthers instead of the Boston Bruins (due to PTSD from 2013, 2018, 2019). Turns out Leaf Fans got exactly what they wanted…at an embarrasing cost. The Florida Panthers would quickly take a 3-0 series lead, where their fans would mockingly chant “WE WANT FLORIDA”. Florida would eventually choke the Leafs out of the series 4-1 in Toronto (with their veteran Radko Gudas professionally screaming into the Leafs Goaltender’s Face), and Panther’s forward Matthew Tkachuk would comment how happy he was to not hear many “We want Florida” chants by leaf fans.

by Nolan Griffin April 19, 2024

Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎

‘Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):
“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”

by 27floors August 8, 2022

florida man

an alleged prevalence of people performing irrational or maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida.

Florida man arrested for assaulting 16 people with a frying pan inside a Florida waffle house, and beating up 5 police officer after being 4 times the legal driving limit while intoxicated, also got caught with 5 pounds of crack and LSD.

by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023

Florida Man Colonsseum

Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.

Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.

It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.

Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum

by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023

Florida

A derogatory adjective, hinting at an individual's stupidity or lack of sense

"Florida man fights crocodile and wins while masturbating and running away from the police simultaneously."
"Florida man donates 47 kidneys to local non-profit organisation"

by Cat in Quiche September 2, 2021