FlockJob

When at least three other people dressed in a bird costume give you a foot job at the same time

Last night my girlfriend 2 of her friends gave me a flockjob last night

by thesnakesneak January 24, 2026

Flaccid Pattycake

When a person is doing the deed with their partner (man or woman), and they blow their load inside the anal cavity of their partner, letting it bubble out of their partner's anus while their own penis is flaccid and sitting between the two cheeks, doing the popular pattycake gestures by clapping their own hands together then smacking the butt cheeks of their partner.

My girl let me give her a flaccid pattycake last night

by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026

Flaccidity

noun, the state of having a penis with flaccid paralysis.

Dr. Gonorrhea Borst suffered from life long flaccidity.

by DrGonorrhea March 20, 2026

Flaccid Lettuce

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved

Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.

by Rucks May 12, 2025

flochsona

A person's worst possible personality.
In a room full of multiple personalities of the same person, the worst one is called a "flochsona".
Could be used to reference a person's worst possible alternate reality too.

Greg's flochsona is Greedy Greg.

by pixelated_face July 3, 2025

Flockadope

The act of killing a flock of birds because they stole your dope.

Hey Nate! Run up a flockadope

by nerkloz July 4, 2025

Flocking

The act of cuming on a inanimate object and then covering it with your pubes whilst using the cum as a glue

Man 1: you bro, you wanna go flocking on our toys later?
Man 2: oh hell nah

by Ifyouseethisspqrykitsme August 3, 2025