Flex

to masturbate; to pull oneself off; to manually ejaculate; to flex

"have you seen that flick where that guy flex's right into that bitch's ear?"

by Flexmaster Flux April 1, 2003

Dust from the old files

To take a cumshot to the eyeball.
To have one ejaculate into a willing or unwilling persons eye.
The act of smizing, to be smized.

I just got dust from the old files into my eye!

by sodontworryaboutit February 24, 2010

round file

to thow out a ducument is put it in the round file

file a collection of ducuments

round file the useles ducuments in the trash can

what did you do with the bill

I put in the round file

by tom December 7, 2004

Paedo Files

All the disgusting files (photos) that belongs to a convicted paedophile.

There are numerous paedo files found on the next door paedophile's computer.

by Dee-Odus January 3, 2009

watch X-Files

1.) To have sex with both partners facing the same direction, better known as doggie-style.

2.) A euphemism for having sex in general.

Originates from a line from the Bloodhound Gang song, The Bad Touch: "and we'll do it doggie-style so we can both watch X-Files."

Some Girl: Hey, wanna watch X-Files?
Some Guy: But X-files has been off the air for...oh. Yes. Let's watch X-Files.

Some Dude: There's nothing on TV. Let's watch X-Files.
Some other Dude: Agreed.

by A penguin's lost hat March 25, 2010

Flex

To snog

Bob: OMG she looked so buff 2 day
Jim: Did you flex her?
Bob: Yeah man all day in the park

by Dragonmaster24 October 23, 2009

Flexed

Deep ass fucking by a huge dick.

I flexed her asshole so hard it tore.

by Jakeypoo97 May 29, 2013