gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.
The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.
by AspiringKnowItAll July 07, 2012
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Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.
Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers
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Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.
Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers
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farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public
Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt
by Dasboot93 October 12, 2017
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Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.
Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.
by 丁骨牛排 December 26, 2020
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j-farmer

Is a boy called J-Hope which is looking like he throws some watermelons when he said playing bowling with is sleepy girlfriend min yoonji that's why he is called J-Farmer
"J-Hope throws the Bowling like Watermelon. Let's call him J-Farmer"
by Diamond Carrot June 26, 2017
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Farmer

Stinky, council house bender who won’t leave a group chat coz it’s the most amount of friends he’ll ever havd
Farmer has 0 friends
by Smithy1208 November 24, 2017
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