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South Florida Pussy Cheese

The white, fragrant crumbles of moist cheesy like matter tha develop and appear inside a South Florida female's pussy after she walks around outside for very long with labia lips rubbing together in the oppressive humidity and rotting decay of South Florida. For 10 months of the year, t's almost 90% humidity every day.

If you're into that sort of funk, then just break out the Sociable Crackers.

Thanks to the disgusting rotting humid weather herev in Southeast Florida, South Florida Pussy Cheese is available for at least 10 months of the year.

If South Florida Pussy Cheese is not attended to daily, it can quickly turn into A South Florida Black Mold Pussy of Death. If you put that on the Sociable Cracker and eat it, you will die.
That stunning girl over there turns into a disgusting THOT in South Florida after her vagina develops stanky South Florida Pussy Cheese.
by Bosundave121 October 17, 2023
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florida man

an alleged prevalence of people performing irrational or maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida.
Florida man arrested for assaulting 16 people with a frying pan inside a Florida waffle house, and beating up 5 police officer after being 4 times the legal driving limit while intoxicated, also got caught with 5 pounds of crack and LSD.
by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023
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Florida fuckfan

The act of shitting, throwing it in a fan, and letting it splat all over your partners face.
Yea man I gave her a florida fuckfan last night
by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023
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Florida

Florida:

A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.
I'm going to Florida.

Damn, thats so Florida of you.
by Florida-Man November 13, 2023
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Florida

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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Florida King

As opposed to a California King, a Florida King is a trashy and manipulative person; a walking red flag
On our date, he decided to mansplain the history of women’s rights to me. He’s such a Florida king.
by ilikebeingtrashy December 31, 2023
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Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath
by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022
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