Ethan's mom

The legends of Ethan's mom are renowned across the 828 thst she is indeed....fuckable.

Yo Horton have you heard the legends about Ethan's mom? "Oh yeah Aron I know"

by Hoose 218 July 4, 2016

ethan lawrence

He's gay

Man you're like... Ethan Lawrence

by OzWaht March 25, 2019

Ethan G

Ethan is a little bitch boy who thinks he is an epic NERDNITE gamer....he can't take a joke and gets offended by everything.
He claims to be things he isnt.

If you know an Ethan like this please eliminate the target..
Or get help from me by giving me your mom's credit number with the three strange numbers at the back *wink*

Ethan: I'm Asian..
Me: no your not.
Ethan: yes I am...my grandma's dog was Asian so that makes me asian.
Me: *uncontrollably laughing* fuck offfffff!! Haahah

Ethan G gets offended haahhaha

by WinkyDinkyDoo August 27, 2019

ethaner

Ethans, more commonly known as Ethaners, are the social outcasts of the world. They thrive off cheap attention, and live exclusively on the Internet, more specifically, Discord. Ethaners exist all over the place, and have common roots in websites such as 9gag.com, iFunny.co, and Reddit.com. Spotting an Ethaner is a rather easy task: upon joining a server, they will post unfunny .mp4s or repeat an extremely dead and unfunny meme in chat (for example: AMOGUS, Deez Nuts, Sussy Baka!!!111!!!). Among other things, Ethaners often crave human validation, and will relentlessly tag/ping as many people in chat as possible, as to draw their attention to him. They are often immediately cast out of communities, but if they're allowed to stay, they will generally find a way to victimize themselves (Everyone hates me! No one likes me!).

While Ethaners are generally defined as "unfunny nobodies", they can also be defined as "irrelevanters"; those whom no one knows, nor cares about, and who generally try to establish their relevance in retarded ways (most of which never work).

Ali: hey guys, your favourite Marxist-Leninist Ali here! :groomer:
Ethaner: @ali You are a sussy baka Ali

Ali: whyd u ping me u faggot ethaner im already in chat

by YELLOWTEA_DESTROYER July 12, 2021

Enhanced shaving

Use of decapitation in the name of national security.

The Al-Qaida administration has defended their use of "enhanced shaving" in their fight against the US occupancy.

by mr_dressup November 30, 2010

Ethan van Jaarsveld

He is one of thε few real men left in thε world αnd is very loyal to his partner. He is one of thε most intelligent boys yσu will find in today day αnd age. He is α keeper. He's very kind αnd warm hearted αnd has α good sense of humor. He is α best friend αnd α lover who will never bring out thε dull side in yσu

Ethan van Jaarsveld

by nicole55 November 15, 2011

ethan wicker

The definition of swag enough said

Ethan wickers swag level is unmatched and Vito can now down to his shoe game

by Swagtality May 22, 2014