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two way expressway

The act of letting your partner spread her legs, and letting a battery powered train run through her vagina and out her butthole.
Hey nicky let me shove this train in your vagina and out your butthole so it will be a two way expressway.
by deagleman43 March 18, 2014
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Exprisso

After excessive ingestion of coffee, your urine smells like expresso.
Damm, my piss smells like its coming out of a Keurig! I'm a living , breathing , exprisso machine!
by numbtard August 24, 2016
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Epressing

It kinda means depressing but withought saying it so you aren’t hurting others around you but if you keep saying it, it really annoys others
My brother is playing minecraft, that’s epressing!
by YeahCATm8lol May 28, 2018
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Human Expresso with cream

An act which is rather sick, but it takes place between 2 men, the one, with his butt cheeks apart, has diarrhea in a foam cup, while his partner cums in it, thus, providing the "milk" for the already warm "expresso".The 2 men start drinking it in turns, and end up with nice "chocolate" moustaches.
You want a Human Expresso with cream?
by Billy the Exterminator's Cousi February 27, 2011
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atlantic city expressway

A toll road (unsigned New Jersey Route 446) connecting Atlantic City, New Jersey with the Philadelphia outskirts, stopping just beyond Williamstown. While it has decent traffic capacity, the signage makes you want to tear your hair out (but the way from Williamstown onward is Route 42, which has much better signage).
The Atlantic City Expressway — the poor man's freeway. 65 from the Parkway onward but going that speed will give you a firm finger out the window of everyone else driving on that road.
by crystalwalrein March 9, 2008
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blank expression

by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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expresso

Expresso- a shot of caffeine infused whiskey achieved by adding a caffeine pill to a shot of any whiskey. Often confused with espresso.
The patron at a bar was getting tired so he ordered an expresso for last call.
by Excaliberprime June 1, 2014
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