faux dyke

Female equivalent of a "metrosexual". A woman with a lesbian aesthetic, but is in fact heterosexual.

Sydney looks so hot with that undercut, too bad she's a faux dyke.

I thought she was a faux dyke when she bought that truck, but it turns out she's actually a lesbian.

by Geeeebs April 20, 2017

dyke toaster

a type of car in which lesbians might have sexual activities

ex. Subaru Forester

Wow, Grandma's car is a real dyke toaster.

by holy grill May 31, 2017

Dyke Block

The act of foiling the sexual advances of butch lesbian to another woman.

I'm going to dyke block that butch from hitting on Earl's sister.

by Aaron The Terrible June 11, 2017

2007 dyke

A masculine lesbian who dresses like a blast from the past.

Big long shirts
Large jeans

Tube socks, with Nike shoes

Have no present/ updated style or swag.

They look like the old chingy or nelly

That girl over there looks like a 2007 dyke, did you see her long polo shirt ?

by Iiing November 8, 2017

Dyke Mike

The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.

Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!

by MingerSquare December 2, 2017

Your ancestor a dyke

Worst than
Your mom gay
Your dad lesbian
Your grandpa a trap

Use this to kill a person
Bob: your grandpa a trap
Jimmy: your ancestor a dyke
*Bob dies and gets his ass cheeks clapped by satan

by Dykesaregay May 11, 2018

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018