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Dump and Dodge

While taking a dump, you lift your ass slightly after the shit falls to avoid having the dirty toilet water splash on your ass.
Always dump and dodge while using public toilets, because you don't know where that toilet has been.
by RBurton August 2, 2008
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Dump n Dash

The newest viral craze. To play, just go into your favorite eating establishment and take a Dump & then Dash out, making sure to take a picture of the restroom in question, then posting it to Facebook and/or Twitter! More fun than planking, coneing and owling combined!
Guy #1: "Why are we stopping at Olive Garden? Are you picking up a to-go order?"

Guy #2: "No, I just need to do a Dump n Dash!"

Guy #1 "Go for it, I can't wait to see it on FB!"
by Droppin' It Low July 19, 2011
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Dumpe

Transcending dumb, often known to be the greatest degree of unintelligence and inadequacy (Frequently used as a noun or adjective)

**Pronounced "Doom-PAY"
Rothenbaum: Wow, I've never seen washer/dyer combos before! Only 25 cents for both!

Person 2: You're the freaking dumpe. You've only been drying your clothes for 5 weeks straight.. No wonder you attend Oak Park River Forest and like cyborgs.
by Cyborgs Suck February 3, 2012
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Dummy Knot

1. A roll of money with a large bill on the top and a lot of small bills underneath.

2. Fifty or a Hundred dollar bill on top of a bunch of one dollar bills, used to deceive others into thinking its more then what it is.
1. When Richard Rovair saw a group of beautiful women approaching he told his friend to put away his Dummy Knot money because he didn't want to make a bad impression.

2. My friend Blimp pulled a dummy-knot out of his pocket threw it to his supplier and left before his supplier knew he'd been shorted.
by Richard Rovair November 29, 2013
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dump chili

1. chili so foul, it causes the runs 2. Chili that looks and smells like caca
Wow, she made chili for the cook off and by the smell of it it smells like dump chili
by Crazy68 March 3, 2014
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dump shamed

Dump shaming is the act of blowing the can at work in an unmistakebly upward direction whilst your unsuspecting coworkers listen on in shame... unbeknownst that such an audibly rouchous dump could ever be taken by a human being.
"I was in the 1st floor shitter and was dump shamed so bad I cried a little."
by Rocketguy94 August 29, 2017
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drama dump

1. when a girl has too much shit in her purse, she has to dump
it all out just to find something. she is usually in
distress from another situation.
2. when a person blows a situation out of proportion because
of their own neglect to understand or comprehend what is
going on. their true emotions become apparent revealing
secret feelings for the person the drama is being directed
to. they let everything out of the closet.
1. she was only in here for five minutes and she lost her
keys. she had to "drama dump" her purse to find them.

2. i told you where i was and who i was with. you didn't have
to bust a "drama dump" in front of everyone!
by spacebiscuit213 January 16, 2008
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