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Dolphin

A prominent member of the official flat earth discord. A some what cranky old man that loves to preach the word of god even if no one gives a shit. Dolphin is scared of confrontation and will change subjects if he is even slightly uncomfortable. Known for blocking Flat Earth members for no reason at all. If he becomes upset one can simply send a voice note with a soothing meow sound and it will immediately calm him. He also prefers the company of today's youth.
"Dolphin blocked me again"-Flat earth member
"typical Dolphin"-Flat earth member #2
by william<333333 January 14, 2025
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Dolphin Sex

When your doing your girl doggy style and it slips out so you go to put it back and she says un unahh unahh (like the sound a dolphin makes ) because it all most went in her wrong hole ... the butt hole .
I was doggie styling her and she was like unahhaa unahhhah . She sound like dolphin sex . 🐬.
by 2damsexi September 13, 2025
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Dolphin

When someone refers to someone as a dolphin, it is implying they are appear to be genuine to your face, while by nature they are malicious.
Girl 1 - “did you talk to Nicole last night?”
Girl 2 - “yea I did, she was really nice to me”
Girl 1 - “oh really I overheard her talking to jake saying how annoying you were”
Girl 2 - “eh she’s such a dolphin”
by Lucdog February 20, 2023
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Dolphin shower

When you shave your entire body in the shower
Jenna is so smooth because she took a dolphin shower
by dicks9000 September 11, 2018
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dolphin

by dolphoo November 14, 2020
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Dolphin brain

Dolphin brain is a metaphor for the mental connections/ train of thought made by a ND person in between conversation. It can be used to describe the thought process made mentally by a ND person in-between verbal conversation.

Imagine a dolphin jumping out of the water; that's the voiced thoughts/conversation. The dolphin then disappears in the water which is when the unvoiced thoughts happen, and the mental connections between a to z is made.

NT's only see the breach of the water which is just a faction of what is happening beneath the surface which is why confusion happen when a ND goes from talking about mango to orchids.

(Inspired from tweet by @3TrackMind79 on twitter)
Neurodiverse (ND): I love mangoes
Neurotypical (NT): Yeah, me too
ND: I want more orchids

NT: ???

With dolphin brain
ND out loud: I love mangoes

ND in their head: Pineapple is an amazing fruit too
ND in their head: Sponge-Bob lives in a pineapple

ND in their head: He's probably from Hawaii
ND in their head: Uh, there's so many pretty flowers in Hawaii
NT: Yeah, me too
ND out loud: I want more orchids
by Miss_Em February 25, 2021
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Green dolphin

When you drink a green four Loko and spit it in a girls anus then drink it out of it
I performed a green dolphin last night on alice
by ralphpeabody25 June 5, 2021
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