Delivering the mail

An assassination attempt.

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

Deliveribird

A tiktok user, @deliveribird. Deliveribird goes by albedo or alex, and is my greatest friend. it is also a fucking dumbass and a filthy shinnie

"ew! is that deliveribird?? i heard its a SHINNIE..."

by wndkdkdjs November 14, 2021

Deliveroo and wank

The apotheosis of living for the modern middle aged family man. Netflix and chill, for husbands who have long ago abandoned both erotic frisson and euphemism.

"The wife's away, so I'm going to treat myself to a Deliveroo and wank."

"You mean..."

"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."

by bighairyotter August 10, 2021

Denise

The cutest woman

Denise is the cutest woman to ever walk the earth

by Baby girl 1996 August 17, 2021

denver's birthday

A celebration lasting from New Year's Day to New Years Eve.

"bro its denver's birthday today"
"its everyday bro"

by LLassLazyK September 4, 2021

Denver That

Denver That. Like Never That.

Joe says to Jim, Lets go to the dealership to find me a new car!
Jim Replies to Joe and says, Denver That! The Dealership is the Stealership,
Let's Check Craigslist instead!

by Lil Wiggz September 10, 2021

Denver

An overpriced city full of culture less, passive aggressive Caucasian tech people who live sex less lives.

If you spent $700,000 on a 2 bd 1 bath house just to be surrounded by homeless people and gentrified Mexican restaurants that charge 5 dollars a taco, you just be from Denver.

by Hombre September 17, 2021