Asian Dookie

After taking a massive dump you have to take another dump an hour later.

I have to take an Asian Dookie.

by Drew Hayd March 10, 2008

dookage

ignoring someone or trying to avoid someone

I was trying to get a hold of him, but he was giving me dookage.

by amr May 11, 2006

dook on deck

To have the need to defecate.

"I need to hit up the bathroom, I've got a baby on board."

"It's called 'a dook on deck', dude."

by JoeDoh October 25, 2008

dookie

when a black man takes a dump its often referred to as a dookie

black girl 1: dam gurl jus took a fat azz dookie u smell dat ??
black professor 1: ehh babe make em say ughh ughhhh naw naw naw naw.

"She proceeds to change her pants"

by goldfireee August 21, 2011

doobs

dog with boobs, dog boobs

"our dog has doobs"
"look at those doobs, they're so floppy!"

by shutterbugger September 16, 2009

dook

a large creamy substance that flows out the backside of all human beings and most animals. Usualy flows out in a shape that ends up looking like ice cream and/or frozen yogurt. Past tense= dump.

Jim-Bro, look at the size of that dook.
Bill- Whoa, that must have been a long dump.

by ChrisH_yo July 25, 2007

dook

1) Perrier
2) Whiskey
3) Any drink consumed straight from the bottle

origin: Dook is the sound effect used to indicate drinking in Tony Millionaire's comic strip Maakies.

They were out of the six packs of dook, so I got a glass one.

CVS charges like two bucks for a dook.

by don't be coy March 8, 2011