Cunt

1- Vagina
2- Someone you love as much as your favorite vagina
3- any individual of any gender who is temporarily acting like or forever destined to be an unreasonable, over-aggressive, arrogant, authoritarian, fascist who would secretly love to devour your soul if you ever used the word, "cunt" to accurately describe their raging irrationality
4- UrbanDictionary.com submission editors

Like, "fuck," cunt can only be defined by the context in which it is placed and never by some fuzzy cunt's subjective opinion.

Example 1:

John to his drinking buddy as he ponies up to the bar: "There's my favorite fucking cunt!"
Paul in response: "I'll be your cunt-brother from another mother until the day I day, my good man!"

Example 2:

Barbara to her lesbian lover in the throes of passion: Bump my cunt! Bump my cunt!

Example 3:

Nancy to her lesbian lover after a long day at work: I can't wait to smother your cunt tonight!
Sally: Listen, bitch, until you start washing the dishes, my cunt is off limits.

Example 4:

Liz to her best friend she hasn't seen in a year: Oh my god! How you been, girlfriend?!?! I missed your crazy-stupid, cunt-ass!
Tina in joyful response: Oh, honey! You're my favorite cunt in the World!

Example 5:

Sally: Did you see John run up to that peaceful protester with a pro-Trump sign and punch the dude in the mouth?
Jane: I did! He's such a fucking cunt!

by trollwarsclub July 7, 2017

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