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gooch cube

Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."

"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"

"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
by soiled_it January 29, 2024
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Ice cube

when a man dips his balls into a drink one at a time
dawg i ice cubed my girl’s drink do you think she’ll notice?
by ilostmyvcardtoajarofpickles August 6, 2022
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SCREWBIK'S CUBE

The act of solving a Rubik's cube while having sex
Me and my girlfriend are going to Screwbik's cube tonight
by Frediksburg March 11, 2025
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Cube Rube

Being known as the worst person in a cube farm. Loud music and just being a pain to sit near in a cube farm.
This new dolt has made it to cube rube for being nothing but a problem in every respect in the cube farm.
by UD nut case August 7, 2009
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Poo cube

A piece of faecal matter that either manifests itself - or is moulded by an external force - into a cubic shape
by Stop eating my mum's ashes January 18, 2019
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chill cube

The coolest most chill no johns cube of them all
1: Bro did you get the new chill cube game?
2:no
1:WELL DO IT OR TAYLOR SWIFT WILL BREAK UP WITH YOU
by anonymous May 27, 2022
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a better way to easily remember wing parity algs by using the power of intonation and speech. So for example, let us take the algorithm commonly used to solve the UFr BUr parity case: l’ U2 l' U2 M' U2 l' U2 l U2 r' U2 l2.

l’ U2 would be pronounced “latoo”, using the a in “part” and the ui in “fruit”, with the emphasis on the “la” syllable.

Similiarly, M’ U2 would be pronounced “matoo”.

l U2 however, to differentiate it from l’ U2, would be less emphasised on the “la” syllable.

l2 would be the same as l u2, but the emphasis would be on the last syllable.

Other common notation can easily be extrapolated from what I have described here.
Rubix Cube parity algorithm notation
l’ U2 would be pronounced “latoo”, using the a in “part” and the ui in “fruit”, with the emphasis on the “la” syllable.

Similiarly, M’ U2 would be pronounced “matoo”.
by HungryStudent November 7, 2023
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