cabbageworm

when you have sexual intercourse with a girl who has chlamydia and a few days later your penis turns green

Kostas fucked that skank Samantha while she had chlamydia and now his penis is a cabbageworm

by cabbagewormdawg December 30, 2021

CABBAGE

C.A.B.B.A.G.E or cabbage is an acronym used for the phrase "Crisis Aversion Before Being Absolutely Gay for Eachother", usually used for "cool"

That was so cabbage!

by onyxbl February 7, 2022

Cabbage Puff

When you let one while running through storage & bring the aroma into the unit.

I ran so fast and did a cabbage puff.

by HypeChic420 February 16, 2022

Cabbage goose

A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way

"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"

by God but from ebay February 26, 2022

Cabbaged

When a joint breaks and makes the sound of cabbage breaking apart.

I was wrestling with him, caught his ankle and cabbaged his knee.

by Purpledog679 April 7, 2022

cabbage

cabbage is cabbage and therefore it is wonderful

are you a cabbage?

by cabbagepseudonym April 26, 2022

Cabbage

Cabbage

I will you some cabbage to pay for the expenses

by anonymous August 14, 2022