Cooter Boof

The act of expelling marijuana smoke into the female vaginal canal with the intent of intoxication.

Dude I cooter boofed her so hard she was blowing smoke rings

by BoofinKing May 16, 2025

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

cooter huff

To kick someone in the vagina with the very tip of the shoe.

" dude i cooter huffed claudia yesterday, it was so funny"

by jnaylor13 February 20, 2017

Cooter Ca Choo

A expulsion of air from the vagina of a woman with a illness like the cold.

I was having second thoughts about going down on her because she had the flu.. but as i did, her cooter ca choo'ed in my face.

by Thetrollzomlex April 29, 2014

Cooter Copter

When a older Romans pussy lips are so loose that they can spin at very high speeds and cause her to lift off the ground and fly...

josh: hol up bro to mom flying, how she doing that
me: bitch got a cooter copter

by fuckboy1008090980 December 12, 2018

wandering cooter

when your man doesn’t fulfill your sexual needs

“he hasn’t fucked me in a month so now i have a wandering cooter.”

by aidshaver123 December 4, 2020

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 1, 2024