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Lowest Common Denominator

Phrase meaning base or crass. Used to describe ideas associated with sex or innuendo. Similar to the phrase "his mind is in the gutter."
"It's embarrassing inviting Dave to my parents' house; he always takes the conversation to the lowest common denominator."
by Shumado January 24, 2012
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componentry

A simple term used to greatly confuse the opposite party so much to the point of frustration that they go to urban dictionary and make a definition for it..
The rest of the site will be coming along...with all the internal componentries in place it should be a meer no time before we are ready to go live.
by puNanNi Hunter June 24, 2004
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coconut

"God, that girl may be a brunette, but she acts SO blonde"

"She's such a coconut!"
by Krissy March 25, 2004
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common law daughter in-law

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children
by Jerry December 9, 2004
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coconut

A word:
starting with a C,
with a U
and an N in the middle,
ending in a T.

This word describes something that's hairy on the outside and tasty and wet on the inside.

Also a word used to replace the derogatory term stated above to be used in a non-insulting way...however it's difficult to think of a time when you want to call someone a cunt, but don't want to be offensive.
Man/Lesbo: mmmm I love the taste of coconut.

Anyone: For gods sake, stop being such a coconut!
by CoconutEater April 20, 2009
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coconut sex

When someone shoves a coconut up someone elses vagina.
Jimmy: "Lindsey and I brought the coconut back for some great coconut sex like old times."
by 88/8*9/8 August 26, 2013
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common law

The legal system of countries such as England (not scotland, they have a civil law system), Australia and USA.

It's a bullshit way to codify what a 2 year old can tell is right or wrong.

It's supposed to be fluid to modiy with changing society opinions on what is right or wrong. But in fact is full of old cunt judges who are so conservative they still think we should all be living with blacks and women as slaves and servants.

The judges write huge ass judgments to reason their thoughts out in a ruling which is so circular and wordy that the same thing can be written in 1 page including a picture.

In criminal law, it works pretty well, but for civil matters, it's the most useless way to get things done.

If you look at the law of contracts or torts, you can smell the bullshit that goes on from a mile away.

The common law is not designed to uphold justice but to uphold the sack of gold of the rich. If you've got money, you can't lose - that's read as "appeal".
Thank God for Equity, because the common law was just about to take my uncle's only house that he's had in his family for 5 generations because some fuckin bogan tricked him.
by RtotheOB May 22, 2005
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