Cart Coma

When you sleep taking a hit from a cart

Friend1: Have you seen Josh?

Friend2: He got faded and fell asleep.
Friend1: He’s not waking up from that cart coma.

by jeepy24 May 11, 2024

Reel coma

A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death

I was late to my ensoulment because I was in a reel coma.

by NotPieGuy November 29, 2024

Gaming coma

When you spend so long sitting in one spot playing a video game uninterrupted that you are completely immersed in the game and entirely numb to and dissociated from the world around you.

Josh: I just spent 6 hours straight playing Minecraft, and then, when I had to get up to go to dinner, I was so disoriented. I couldn't even remember what day it was.

Alex: Wow man, you must have been in a serious gaming coma.

by A Sharp Major January 12, 2025

Cum Coma

When you cum so hard, alone or with someone, that you put yourself in a coma with jizz left all over your body.

I was thinking of this girl and I had a cum coma

by Brize\ January 14, 2025

Dirty Coahan

When you’re jerking off whilst playing war thunder and you bust into a jar and give it to your friend Coahan.

“I just hit a fatest dirty Coahan known to man”

by Coahans Boyfriend February 17, 2026

Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity

The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.

Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"

Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"

Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"

by LaQuandreOctaviousJednoquareel May 18, 2025

Foot coma

When you masturbate at least 16 times to feet (all genders).

I can't go to work because I'm in a foot coma.

by OnlyFeet May 24, 2025