Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.

Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine

by Honky Actual May 20, 2016

Heap O Clay

A horny little divil mad for a shkelp of pints. Usually shite at pool.

Hey that guy just lost a game of pool! Such a Heap O Clay!

by The Belmont Tomcat July 10, 2018

pay or clay

An idiom describing pay 2 win gaming models. Either you pay OR receive only mediocre experience - CLAY.

How's the new game, Nate?

Neat, but hopelessly pay or clay!

by WortBeobachter March 23, 2019

Hey hey clay clay

A way to tell someone you are about to greet or talk to someone you hate/despise.

“Ugh, Clayton just messaged me”

“Just hit him with a Hey hey clay clay”

by ThatIrishScoot July 8, 2019

White Stained Clay

A type of hard material used by relatively unknown players to relieve pain and inducing drowsiness, stupor, or insensibility. When saturated with water the material will become sticky and affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegally.

"Dude I heard Nogons is selling White Stained Clay these days on his server.

"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"

by i'm not proud of this July 12, 2021

White Stained Clay

A type of hard material used by relatively unknown players to relieve pain and inducing drowsiness, stupor, or insensibility. When saturated with water the material will become sticky and affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegally.

"Dude I heard Nogons is selling White Stained Clay these days on his server.

"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"

by i'm not proud of this July 12, 2021

Georgia Red Clay

Fucking a person in the asshole so hard that they start bleeding whilst doing anal.

Person 1: Brennen was going crazy last night it was so loud.
Person 2: yeah, i heard he gave her the Georgia Red clay.

by Mike Vicks Dog May 19, 2022