Ching dong

A sexually transmitted disease in which a mans penis is sucked into his body when he becomes erect. This disease is transmitted by having sexual anal sex with someone of Asian descent.

"Hey, man, you're walking weird. Do you have a kidney stone?"
"No. I've got a foul case of Ching dong. That's the last time I go to a New Years party thrown by Yao Ming."

by Godzillionare March 14, 2017

chingel

When a man fondels another mans balls with his mouth

Collen why u wanna chingel my balls so badly?

by Gay Gavin February 19, 2008

cha ching

cha ching is when a man's cum hits the woman in the eye right out of the gate

i cha chinged her!jack, please cha ching me when you can!

by dirtyone8 December 9, 2007

ching

1)Goodbye. A friendly goodbye in person or on the telephone. Taken from the sound made when older telephones containing bells were hung up, making the "ching" sound.

2)A slang greeting similar to "ciao" that may be used as hello or goodbye.

3)To suddenly, but politely leave the premises.

1)Alright, I have to go man. Ching.

2)Ching! How are you?

3)I have to ching soon, it's getting late.

by johnnycanuck August 8, 2007

ching

A comical, or otherwise misconceptive name for a penis.

"Put ching in your mouth."

by Cola J March 12, 2008

chinga

The result of combining a ninja with a cheerleader, creating an incredibly hot, deadly, stupid, cunning oxymoron of complete awesomeness. Typically wield a sword bigger then themselves, or two swords about their size. Diamond-Ruby-Platinum pom-poms are used on more covert Chinga missions.

Often heard to say things such as:

"This song is about me!"
"I just lit the wrong end of a cigarette."
"But daddy! I wanted a red Porsche!"

A Chinga attacked me yesterday and then put cover up on my black eyes and sword wounds.

by Chinga master October 3, 2007

Ching Ding

an Asian person so stupid he thinks ching chong is part of the Chinese language

Oh boy look at this ching ding in the class

by jimbo jim bob January 14, 2020