Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.

Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.

by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011

cocoa channel

The arsehole of a posh bird, an apt wordplay on the sophisticated designer Coco Chanel, of haute couture fame

I finally got Daphne to come back to my place the other night, once I got inside her fur coat and mink knickers it wasnt long before I was knacker-deep in her cocoa channel.

by cheffykins January 2, 2012

spanish channel

nonsense

What you're saying is spanish channel.

by rocknrollbuddhist February 16, 2014

Pink Chandelier

The subsequent prolapsing of ones vagina after vigorous sex. Leaving it puffy and hung like that of a bonobos

I fucked her so hard last night I gave her a pink chandelier!

by Hercules Constantine September 15, 2016

travel channel traveler

A person who watches tv shows that take you to exotic locations to experience unique cultures and interesting people. You know that you will never get to go to many of these locations, but you live vicariously through the show. travel channel, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, David Attenborough, exotic locations, culture, travel, explore, discover

I don't have the money to do a lot of traveling, so I sit at home turn on the tv and become a travel channel traveler.

by joecoolthefool September 14, 2016

ass chandelier

a fancy dingle berry.

basically if you're called this, you are still a dingle.. just on another level.

" Corey and Jessica are being ass chandeliers" - ( because we are hot, but still behaving like idiots)

by corbagx May 12, 2016

Emo-chandelier

When you hang yourself from a ceiling fan in a dark room for the express purpose of having someone walk into the room and turn on the lights, turning the fan, and swinging your corpse around the room. This would also cause piss and shit to fly everywhere, earning it the nickname, "The grim reaper's paint job."

Person 1: Oh shit, I got an F on my report card!
Person 2: Haha, I guess you better make yourself into an Emo-chandelier!

by cumcake02 March 22, 2017