Christmas boyfriend

The amazing 30 year old white man who works in a candy cane farm

I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend

by Sando Trouton December 28, 2021

Corporate Christmas

That time between Halloween and Thanksgiving when corporations start promoting holiday products or using the winter holidays as a marketing device. This only applies to before Thanksgiving, afterwards is the Christmas season.

Jerry: Oh, it must be Corporate Christmas, they started taking out the Santa inflatables.

by AB365 November 20, 2021

Christmas Kayak

the Christmas Kayak is a duo that is chaotic and on a mission to destroy God. Everyone around them doesn't know if there dating or siblings.

Angels: RUN THE CHRISTMAS KAYAK IS HERE
God: OH FUCK I NEED TO RUM

by The Chaotic Demi God September 15, 2021

Merry Christmas

What someone says when they just had good sex

After all that merry Christmas everybody

by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021

ruined christmas

nuking the north pole

Bob Ruined Christmas!

by Josh B. Rena June 5, 2021

Jesus Christmas

It is a term for avoiding the use of the lords name in vein, while still expressing yourself
#staywholey
-if you say Jesus Christ you're going to H E double hockey sticks

Jesus Christmas it was smaller on the phone!

by Spicy Jellyfish November 24, 2021

Jesus Christmas

Jesus Christ for those hardcore catholics/christians who have NO BALLS and will not seriously take the lords name in vain

"Jesus Christmas i dropped my fone in the pool"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008