Canadar

Pronounced ca-NAY-dar; The ability/gift of being able to detect Canadian in other people.

Whoa, did you see that beer-swilling, hockey dork? My Canadar is going off like nuts!

by Jeff Crocker December 30, 2008

canadian ham

a refrence to a womans large, pink, areolas(the skin around nipple)if the womans areola is large and brown it is considered pepperoni.

i like licking that chicks canadian ham.

by jakey mancaster February 22, 2007

Canadian Minute

A minute to a Canadian that is incredibly longer than any other minute in the world.

We needed to meet Danny in 45 minutes but he took a Canadian minute to get ready, so we were late.

by Canadahater35 March 25, 2009

Canabismas

A holiday generally celebrated around the time of Christmas. Those who celebrate do so by indulginging in some of their favorite past times that involve smoking canabis, Also some celebrate the 12 days of Canabismas by getting super stoned for 12 days straight.

Have a merry Canabismas and a hazy New Year!

by The Fort Nation December 22, 2010

Canadian style

When sleeping on a mattress, you opt to sleep side ways instead of long ways.

Jimmy always sleeps canadian style like a real weirdo.

by Tony fatony December 15, 2014

Canadian Whale Penis

Whilst receiving fellatio the man forcefully sticks his big toe up the woman's asshole.

Man 1: I was just sitting there getting my penis sucked.

Man 2: That sounds awesome.

Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!

Man 2: What the hell is that?

Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.

Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!

by DizzleDoozleDaz January 9, 2011

Canadas History

The act of inducing labor with a non-pregnant male with a hockey stick dipped in syrup.

Last week a friend of mine experienced Canadas History and was killed.

by projectA91 February 5, 2010