cancer

who the hell looks up cancer in the urban dictionary?

Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, just looking up cancer on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: What the hell is wrong with you?

by loweezy December 15, 2014

cancaids

Cancaids, or cancAIDS, is a cross between the diseases cancer and AIDS.

If you get this, you're fucked.

Can only be obtained through sexual intercourse or reproduction.

If you have this disease, I will laugh at you, cut your penis off, and torch your body until crisp. Then I'll add various spices and ketchup and then I'll eat you.

I had sex with this hooker yesterday and now I think I have cancAIDS... :(

by Austin McCarty March 7, 2005

skank cancer

a women with a cancerous growth on the skank area

Rhen has Skank Cancer

by joe aaron, miranda May 25, 2007

mooch cancer

a noncontagious disease as a result of excessive mooching (see mooch) where as the moron or stupid idiot fuckhead taints their personality to the furthest extents and alters their natural path of Morphogenesis thusly creating congenital defects that appear on their physical appearence.

In other words, when a person becomes notoriously known as a moocher and continues to live such a lifestyle, jigaboo-like traits ensue.

Basically... they mooch so much they suffer in it and become something like a crack whore.

"Don't let her in, she's got MOOCH CANCER"

by Nacon January 12, 2009

Clickbait Cancer

A youtube video with tits or sexy girls in the thumbnail used to attract views.

Bob: 'Did you like my video?'
Tim: 'No its full of clickbait cancer!'

by UnknownAddict June 9, 2016

CancerVsSuicide

Flaming homo who won a flaming contest againts the "Great" Vlakrodos

CancerVsSuicide smoked Vlakrodos!

by Jack_Ouff January 28, 2003

cancer freckle

an abnormally large mole that is unpleasant in appearance, often having hair growing out of them

"Dude, did you see that huge cancer freckle on that guy's face? It looked like it was going to pop."

by JacketJoe August 21, 2013