cancaids

Cancaids, or cancAIDS, is a cross between the diseases cancer and AIDS.

If you get this, you're fucked.

Can only be obtained through sexual intercourse or reproduction.

If you have this disease, I will laugh at you, cut your penis off, and torch your body until crisp. Then I'll add various spices and ketchup and then I'll eat you.

I had sex with this hooker yesterday and now I think I have cancAIDS... :(

by Austin McCarty March 7, 2005

explosive anal cancaids

This condition is a highly contagious deep tissue infection caused by being a raving douche bag. Should one be fortunate enough to contract the condition, a cure is attainable through excessive fisting with a studded metal gauntlet.

It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.

Mitchell was unable to sit down all week last week due to his explosive anal cancaids.

His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.

by scotshua April 4, 2008

Canaids

It can only be spread by males through a random and hilarious discharge of semen projected through any clothing. Anything it comes into contact with contracts the disease. Other than the discharge, there is no symptoms for males. For females, the disease leaves and increasing sense of itchiness on limbs and an exponentially increasing urge to have raunchy sex with the nearest Canadian.

Holy shit John! What the hell! You weren't wearing protection?! You gave me Canaids!

Doctor: I'm sorry Jane, It appears that you've caught every disease known to man, and several known to monkey.
Jane: Even Canaids?!
Doctor: Especially Canaids.

by KelseyLynnB February 10, 2007