Cancaids, or cancAIDS, is a cross between the diseases cancer and AIDS.
If you get this, you're fucked.
Can only be obtained through sexual intercourse or reproduction.
If you have this disease, I will laugh at you, cut your penis off, and torch your body until crisp. Then I'll add various spices and ketchup and then I'll eat you.
If you get this, you're fucked.
Can only be obtained through sexual intercourse or reproduction.
If you have this disease, I will laugh at you, cut your penis off, and torch your body until crisp. Then I'll add various spices and ketchup and then I'll eat you.
by Austin McCarty March 7, 2005
This condition is a highly contagious deep tissue infection caused by being a raving douche bag. Should one be fortunate enough to contract the condition, a cure is attainable through excessive fisting with a studded metal gauntlet.
It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.
It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.
Mitchell was unable to sit down all week last week due to his explosive anal cancaids.
His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.
His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.
by scotshua April 4, 2008