ctb

french expression
"comme ta bite" (like your dick)

"c'est pas très long" (it's not so long)
"ctb" (like your dick)

by Fran April 2, 2005

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CTYF

Abbreviation - Cheers To Your Face

Traditionally used as a secret salutation among promiscuous women in the San Francisco bay area who enjoy creating inside jokes by abbreviating as much as possible.

The abbreviation can be used both in real life but is more likely on popular social networking sites, specifically facebook.

EXAMPLE FACEBOOK ENTRY:

Janna: Nothing better than a summer night out in SF <3
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Stacy: I concur. So jeal. CTYF!
Janna: CTYF stacy! I miss you! ILY ILY ILY!

by Strangle Ninja July 24, 2010

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Ctrl+Alt+Del

When a single program, or Windows grenades, press these in combination to send it to hell!

"BSOD! FUCK...I'm pressin' CTRl+ALT+DEL, and calling that moron in India for help! Damn foreign outsourcing! Damn Compaq p.o.s.

by Punkhead May 28, 2005

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CTC

Care To Chat?

Used by idiots, wanting to converse in acronyms.

Mz_Skanky HAI, CTC?
Mr_Desperate HAI, ASL?
Mz_Skanky 14/F/NY
Mr_Desperate OMG, CYBER?
Mz_Skanky KK THX!

by Yog-Sothoth October 19, 2003

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Cthuly

Cthulys are often seen amongst narwhals, as they travel in packs called, Cthuli. They speak fluent Meh (the native language of the sea). They enjoy feeding on cat fur, and human flesh, especially from people specifically named Ben. They look like a cross between a unicorn, and a rat. They are abut the size of a human esophagus. They also like listening to heavy metal music.

Person 1: "Hey man! You won't believe what I just saw!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "A Cthuly eat a guy named Ben, while speaking to his family in Meh, all while listening to heavy metal! Can you believe that?"
Person 2: "Woah! That's unbelievable!"

by BobbyBobBobBobBobbyBobBobby May 4, 2010

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