cloutage

When you simply have too much clout, you enter a state of "cloutage"

since I have so many followers, I have ascended to a new level of "cloutage".

by Zeggs June 8, 2021

Clothventurer

Any small child that emerges from within a clothing rack at any department store. And with the realization that they've been discovered, quickly scurries off into another clothing rack---laughing in the process.

I couldn't find my little niece the other day while we were in sears. when all of a sudden, she emerged from a pants rack, and quickly scurried into the shirts rack; thus I realized she was quite the clothventurer.

My little nephew clothventured his way into the employee lounge.

when I was young, I was quite the adept clothventurer

by A cup of Coffee October 2, 2009

Clothed Three-Way Outercourse

A sexual situation that involves either two guys and one girl or two girls and one guy. All participants have their clothes on and there is absolutely no penetration. Actions can include stroking, touching, rubbing, spooning, and manual masterbation. Common places to partake in this action are on couches or in movie theaters. CTWOs (as they are better known) are for people that aren't ready to go for intercourse or where it would be too akward to have interocurse with three people.

Jack: I can't believe this is happening

Jake: I know. Who knew she would ask us both for a back massage.

Jack: Even if this Clothed Three-Way Outercourse doesn't lead to anything she's still so hot it doesn't matter.

Jake: Great job man. We go too hard.

by 69master December 23, 2012

clothin

to lie or cover up the truth

man : “i swear i’m not talking to anyone else except you” girl : “quit clothin, i know you’re talking to jessica”

by liltayisanicon January 20, 2020

Leadfoot Clothesline

Leadfoot Clothesline occurs when the driver of a vehicle has to break suddenly at a high to moderate speed. Concerned for the safety of the passenger riding shotgun the driver thinks that in the event the seatbelt fails, or you are not wearing one. They believe they will be able to prevent you from hitting your face off the dashboard or being ejected from the car entirely nulling the laws of motion and momentum, using only but one fully extended right arm. This will always result in a back hand to the chest, neck or face and an immediate apology.

"I guess you didn't see that car pull out, thanks for trying to save me with the leadfoot clothesline but now my chest hurts."

by Richkjak November 28, 2009

solar clothes dryer

a clothes line.

My husband really surprised me this year on my birthday. He bought me a solar clothes dryer.....150 ft. of clothes line and a bag of clothes pins. Cheap bastard!

by feisty old hag November 26, 2010

Douche Clot

scummy person, jerk

You are such a f***** douche clot

by Lisa M Piccininni October 6, 2012