Louisiana Mud Cloud

When you stick your ass out of a plane mid flight and drop a fat poo
Oh no! Little Timmy just got hit by a Louisiana Mud Cloud!
by acheekyfookincoon December 14, 2024
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A Clouded Pilot

When you are skydiving in the air and you take a shit in mid air with your pants pulled down and it hits a fighter jets window and that jet crashes.
"Yeah i did A Clouded Pilot the other day!"
by the one who scrabbl September 16, 2024
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Cum cloud

A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.
Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"
by Howard_Ross4life May 02, 2022
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counting clouds

"The weed put me sleep, i was counting clouds last night"
by zoriboi February 02, 2012
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Clyde The Cloud

1:Were you on Clyde The Cloud's stream yesterday?
2:Yes,he was reluctant about talking first,but then the chat forced him to talk.
by decrepitParadox February 27, 2018
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Browser-Based Cloud

An inconceivable term that should not exist. It means software that is installed across a network of internet browsers. Not secure, not safe, not feasible, not real. The type of term a salesperson would come up with without speaking to a member of marketing first.
My software is a browser-based cloud, the only thing more secure is a chimpanzee holding a banana.
by Sporky Donkey October 16, 2020
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jinx cloud

Someone with perennial bad luck. If something can go from bad to worse and it just does, and you leave bad karma in your wake, you are a jinx cloud.
Matty has fibromyalgia and his laptop holder fell on him, all bruised up, that dude is a total jinx cloud. He also has bad parking karma, no app can help him.
by Chewmonster April 25, 2012
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