Jesus Christ the Nazarene

person 1: hey have you heard of Jesus Christ the Nazarene
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!
by IFuckingHateEve December 04, 2023
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Christ

The question was "How do you reconcile YOUR conceptualization of christ with the orthodox view of christ?" And then he (Still-Dr. but soon to be Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson goes on this long-winded slew of his own talking points... Concluding that HIS conceptualization of Christ is correct and that he can see how he's not correct... And then he avoids the question entirely because he doesn't want to admit that he doesn't believe the Jesus was the creator of the universe in human form.
Hym "And he avoids the question about christ because he's the single most dishonest, evasive weasel you will ever see in your life! That doesn't answer the question! Nothing you said answers the question that was asked. But they don't care. They just want someone with women 'credibility' to shovel souls into the furnace. And he's happy to do it! So, long as he gets to pretend to be a thing he is not (An authority in the mental health community which is WHY he's losing his license! Because he's using his credentials to try and set himself up as an authority in the mental health community and the board was like "Um... Hey, yeah, you're not an authority" and now he's all "Well, I just don't see why they're taking my license away!" And that's funny). But that's why he wants (so desperately) for me to give this up. I have to pretend to not be the thing that I am... So HE can continue to pretend to be a thing he is not..."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2024
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Christ the King

Located in the ye-haw state. After 2020 it became hell. Everyone hates it here and wants to leave bad enough to go to the shit-show Bishop McGuinness that’s invested in druggies and rapists. Oh and don’t forget the favorite lucy-goosy. The tattle tale and snitch of the school. Oh i’m sorry i forgot, the theology teacher banned the word snitch, probably because lucy- goosy cried about it. And don’t forget the awesome teachers that only care about skirt length cause it’s “distracting” when in reality the real distraction is being pulled out of class cause their skirt is to short. Like yes Ms KLB, the guys are going to rape us in a middle school classroom. Those assholes wouldn’t have the nerve and are probably so fucking dumb they couldn’t figure out how! And let’s not ignore the bold-ass sixth graders every year. Those annoying sixies have some nerve. When we were in 6th grade we would’ve literally been put in a trash can for doing what these shitheads do.
Christ the King is a living hell.
by ctk_lover December 03, 2021
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Jesus H2O Christ

Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.
Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.
by fillikirch August 25, 2021
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Dark Christ

A drug seller who sells false dream
I meet a dark Christ got some saver. Let's get the resurrection.
by Goodchild May 13, 2015
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