A chicken slab is when one has neither a penis or vagina; the region around the crotch looks similar to a plain, fresh cut of meat from a chicken.
When that guy was inches away from getting laid, the girl got a real surprise when she witnessed his chicken slab!
by Nibblet of the unknown December 13, 2017
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by BonerChicken November 23, 2018
Get the Boner Chicken mug.A flat track roller derby starting position characterized by all blockers lining up directly in front of the jammer line.
Often accompanied by a complete refusal by the pack to actually move forward when the pack whistle is blown.
Often accompanied by a complete refusal by the pack to actually move forward when the pack whistle is blown.
Did you watch any of the regional tournaments this year? Ugh... just chicken brick after chicken brick. When are they going to go back to actually playing roller derby?
by PurpleNinjaGirl October 1, 2011
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Get the Chumpy chicken mug.A summertime move on the beach, in which, during varginal intercourse, the male "breads" his hog on the sand and re-inserts his penis into the vagina...thus completeing the chicken cutlet
by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 25, 2003
Get the chicken cutlet mug.To go out in public locations in search of females with empasis on physical appearance. Those being hawked are usually younger girls between 16-24 years old.
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