jew christmas

You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.

I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!

by Holiday one March 8, 2017

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No Christmas Dinner

Something that is not easy to do, hard.

Brendan: It was so wet and muddy at the camping ground.

Jack: I was trying to set up my tent and it was no Christmas dinner.

by Hooch93 August 12, 2010

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That time between Halloween and Thanksgiving when corporations start promoting holiday products or using the winter holidays as a marketing device. This only applies to before Thanksgiving, afterwards is the Christmas season.

Jerry: Oh, it must be Corporate Christmas, they started taking out the Santa inflatables.

by AB365 November 20, 2021

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Carribean Christmas

That song that's so catchy, everyone vibes to it

We played Carribean Christmas at the concert, and it was a banger!

by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019

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Christmas-Mourning

A sometimes fatal state of god-awful sadness and defeat which occurs in the hearts of many young Homo sapiens in the few the days after Christmas morning, instigated by the realization of the fact that 364 days lie between the victim and the next Christmas break. Another cause may be the discovering that the only event to look forward to is school starting again. No cure has been found.

Mom: George, where is my other son, Harry?

George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!

Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.

by Grahamcracker5987 December 27, 2013

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