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Caesared 

Getting Caesared is when you get shanked by all your close friends at once, like Julius caesar from Shakespear's play "Julius Caesar" act 2. This usually occurs after somone has commited a dasterdly deed, or sometimes just for fun.
"After steward made Raine mad, we had to conspire to get Stewart Caesared."

"If she keeps talkin mess, we might have to Caesar Alexis."
Caesared by Tomokiman September 19, 2016
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cake foley 

wow look at that cake foley!
cake foley by bArToLoMuEEeE October 28, 2020

Spice Cake 

A chick's booty that's rife with booty juice and is tangy to the taste when you eat it like groceries.
Ken went down and started licking Dana's tight, round booty, but quickly found that he was dining on a spice cake. She forgot to mention that she just got back from spinning class at the gym.
Spice Cake by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Turkish Grease Cake 

A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.
As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'-

'no I'm not stoned'
Turkish Grease Cake by DJ Poker February 25, 2009

Wait, it's all cake? 

Always has been.
Wait, it's all cake? -The other astronaut points a gun at the first one and says- "Always has been."

beaver cake 

The gnarly delicious puss. Usually when referring to cunnilingus.
Last night I slipped into Heidi's bedroom and maowed down on some tasty beaver cake.
beaver cake by suede1976 December 31, 2006

cake is a lie 

A substitute for "The writing is on the wall'. From the (video game) Portal. The graffiti in background levels give clues and point out truths including "the cake is a lie".
Chell is promised cake and grief counseling as her reward if she manages to complete all the test chambers. After Chell completes the final test chamber, GLaDOS congratulates her but the promised cake is a lie.
cake is a lie by Portal player August 14, 2008