half-creative

Having a bunch of creative ideas but never going through with them.

I am so creative but I'd call myself half-creative.

by mykoala January 13, 2017

Amica Cream

A cream that magically makes two black eye, broken nose, and busted lips disappear immediately. So good no one will know. Endorsement by Amber Heard’s legal team.

Have you heard of Amica cream? Do you know if she was wearing any Amica cream

by BinaryBlonde May 9, 2022

take a crosby

A restroom break, usually 15 minutes or more, in which an employee takes a long, leisurely shit, relishing the fact that it is on company time and he is being paid for it.

"Have you seen Corey? We need to get these orders out today." "He's in the bathroom, taking a crosby."

Man, I am sick of working for this company. Time to go take a crosby.

by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

Crewie

A picture taken of a group of people, usually taken with one of their phones and typically posted to social networks such as Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

"Gather around Brian and Norman, let’s snap a crewie!", said Michael as he outstretched his phone to capture the image of the group.

by Social_Mike December 22, 2014

crance

cry + dance = crance. when you're moved to tears while dancing.

The performance was just so epic & moving, I cranced silently lost in the crowd.

by The O.L.G. September 25, 2012

crow smart

Crow smart is simply the misconception that someone or something is smart, when in reality the subject is simply smarter than people thought they were. Like the common crow, they are still pretty stupid.

The definition originates from the recent studies showing that crows are intelligent. Crows are not intelligent, they are just intelligent for a bird, as well as more intelligent than we thought they were.

Basically all other chordates are smarter than birds.

Person 1: Hey dude, Mike just explained to me that if you add up all of the angles of any type of triangle it equals 180 degrees! He's pretty smart huh?

Person 2: No not really, he's just crow smart. He flunked geometry twice already so he should no those concepts by now. Good to know he's finally learning though.

by themainmop January 17, 2014

crier

someone who cries

Wow, Jimmy's such a crier!

by Sir Felipe February 14, 2020