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bum nuzzler

How to call them an "ass kiss" and sound original.
Christy has been in the boss’s office for 10 minutes. What a bum nuzzler. - or as a verb - Christy has been in the boss’s office bum nuzzling him for the last 10 minutes.
by jimmy2fast December 2, 2009
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Yoon Bum

Yoon Bum is he main character from the manhwa Killing Stalking. He lost both of his parents when he was a little kid, he was then given to his stinky uncle and grandma wo lived in a poor household, Bum had to sleep on the ground and he was being abused, starved, and raped every day by his overweight uncle for years. He was also bullied in school and never had friends and then he was sexually abused in military. As if that wasn't already bad enough, Sangwoo then kidnapped Bum and verbally abused Bum for months. Bum's whole life was basically hell and all he ever wanted was for someone to love him for once. He received his first present ever when he was 28 YEARS OLD. This poor abused boy never had anything nice happening to him.
Yoon Bum is a lifelong abuse and rape victim who deserved so much better, preferably lots of hugs, therapy, and pet frogs (He loves frogs)
His name makes totally sense when you see his bum btw
by mxikey August 12, 2021
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Bum Mister

A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.
If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.
by FinnyJ December 7, 2010
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Bum crayon

When you've been to the toilet no matter how much you wipe there is still poo there
OMG i've been wiping for 20 mins and this bum crayon is not going anywhere!!
by crazy co-op lady September 25, 2009
mugGet the Bum crayonmug.

Bum's Luck

A term for when a person does something so incredibly dumb in the attempt to be funny or do something stupid for the hell of it, actually succeeds in the task even if it wasn't possible.
Friend #1: *flies off a cliff in a video game and doesn't take fall damage*
Friend#2: What?! how did you not die?
Friend#1: gotta be Bum's Luck haha
by BlouJay April 4, 2022
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Bum Seeking

Closely following your favourite BUM, usually while walking towards some destination. Works typically like the 'Heat Seeker' missile.Person automatically routes to the Best Alternative Bum at any given point of time along his path.
Dude,You are late.It hardly takes 5 minutes to reach the liverpool station.

Sorry.I was busy "Bum Seeking" all the way.
by smartsara July 12, 2010
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Bum Tunnel

The process by which a bum is born. I.e., a man who creates baby mamas or abuses girls and women physically or verbally had to bum tunnel out of the womb into the world.
Future and Nick Cannon and R. Kelly shouldn't have bum tunneled their way into existence.
These little bay boys bum tunnel their way out into into a crib for the rest of their lives.
by Cree Seven January 15, 2023
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