Jonas Brothers

-Little fagboy sellouts who went out and found the Disney Channel and have predilections for wearing tight pants that reavals what little they are packing. They're only fans are girls ages 6-16 and they type LiKkee THIssS.

-A type of STD.

-A leigoin of bottom feeders at the bottom of the music food chain.

(1.) Girl - Hey did you watch the Jonas Brothers last night on Disney? Omg they're soo hott!!

Guy - Why don't you get a fucking life already and quit obsessing over some corperate sellouts and go listen to real music!!

(2.) Last night I was taking a piss and I noticed that my penis was purple, I think I might have the Jonas Brothers!!!

(3.) The Jonas Brothers are not music, they're what music eats.

by pageplant77 August 10, 2009

brother james

The 4 ft tall 300 pounds princi of LFJC who incidently is gay and has a secret affair going on with the PT sir


and also with the hod of the english dept mrs sadana ..jus to cover up bein GAY SON OF A BITCH..........

WE HATE BRO.JAMES who has no NUTS!!!

BASKET BALL BUSTED, DONT WORRY JAMES IS THERE .!!!(fer all the noobs who don't understand ....we mean he his fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by little November 5, 2004

Jonas Brothers

possibly the reason music SUCKS today,
the gayest band since, ever.
there fan base is made up of 5-15 year olds, that will probally kill thereselves when they are older when they found out they were obsessed. the band members are, kevin, joe and nick. quite possibly the reason why people are turning gay.

" did you hear that new god awful jonas brothers song"

by jonasbrothershater3213 August 14, 2009

Jonas Brothers

A Group Of 3 Queers Who Have No Life And Suck Eggs. They Cant Sing And I Hate Them.

Sad JB Fan - Like OMG I Love The Jonas Brothers They're So Fitt!!





Get A Life They Suck!

by MekaMurderScene February 15, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Possibly the worst fad to hit the world whose fan base consists of retards and gullible young females who believe one day they will birth these douche bags' children.

Person 1: OMFG DID YOU SEE HOW HOT THE JONAS BROTHERS WERE YESTERDAY???

Person 2: Shut Up, Faggot.

by CoolDudeJim September 1, 2009

Naked Brothers Band

Even worse than the Jonas Brothers...

I would rather marry the Jonas Brothers than listen to the Naked Brothers Band for .00000001 seconds.

by Persephone~ March 25, 2009

Esquimo brother

Someone who banged or was banged by someone you banged or were banged by.

you banged heather too? Dude, you're my esquimo brother!!!

by iron_99 November 12, 2009