Breakfast Walk

An early morning walk by a junkie, in search of a final fix.

Epileptic scarecrow type person usually walking erratically during breakfast hours high outta their mind, known as doing the Breakfast walk

by Noticatoxin January 16, 2011

Breakfast Roulette

That awkward moment when you don't know what's spiked in your fridge.

<Wake up in the morning...>
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"

by herp derpy December 14, 2012

Breakfast at Wimbledung

An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.

Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.

After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"

by Pootro September 16, 2012

Breakfast Anxiety

The anxiety one experiences after a night out with friends that no one will attend breakfast the following morning.

I experienced Breakfast Anxiety this morning

by BasementDweller October 2, 2013

breakfast mom

It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.

Yes, this is steve. No, I've got a breakfast mom going on, sorry.

by maxkappe October 2, 2014

breakfast and study

Similar to Netflix and Chill for more sophisticated individuals who desire the desire the consumption of breakfast materials (i.e. Bagels, Bacon, Flax Granola, Cereal, Yogurt, Eggs, Vegetables) while they indulge in intellectual stimulation through studying together in pairs or groups. (Not to be confused with pears and grapes.)

Hey Katie, wanna Breakfast and Study in the morning? - Clarissa

by Felix is cool March 18, 2016

breakfast partner

A breakfast partner is not only a partner that eats food with another in the mornings. They also do other things together that cannot be put into words on the internet. Could possibly mean a dirty play date.

So I just had a date with my breakfast partner, but I can't tell you what we did.

by Cubby408 March 4, 2017