Cyber Married Boyfriend

A married man that you meet online in a social media setting and form a intimate relationship with.

I Facebook him day and night, talk about everything, even his trouble with his wife and job, text constantly and even fell in love. He's my cyber married boyfriend.

by @creativfluffer March 17, 2011

boyfriend shorts

Cuffed blue jeans shorts that pre-metrosexuals wore in the 90s. Oddly worn by either homosexuals or gold chain wearing, moussed up frat boys.

Look at that ass clown in the boyfriend shorts. I guess it's too warm for his Members Only jacket.

by Yo smitty May 12, 2008

Boyfriend

Someone who is at first a friend but you begin to love and when you begin to love him you can't stop. His eyes are like magnets and he seriously is unlike anyone you will ever meet. You think about him even when you're with someone else. He's the guy that you came second and you didn't realize how much you loved him until it was too late because now that he doesn't love you anymore, you want him more than ever. You even cry over him even if you donât cry over guys. He is the funniest, craziest, most trustworthy, and amazing person you will ever meet. So if you EVER meet a guy like this DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIS LOVE or you will be the one crying in the end. Beware If His Name Is Jose. They're The Ones You Fall The Hardest For.

I Miss My Boyfriend

by Old Love October 23, 2011

ex boyfriend

Something I will never have at this rate. Once you reach 18 without ever being kissed you are pretty much on the "old spinster" mailing list. And we all know mailing lists define our true selves.

I wish I could have a real person to breakup with so i wouldnt have to keep making up stories about ex boyfreinds that dont exist.

by looopyylydia September 5, 2005

Boyfriend Rule

When a girl wants a boyfriend she'll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.

Emma: I am so over guys! I give up! I'm going to focus on myself, and my work.
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?

by itisathing December 20, 2015

Boyfriend

1. Someone who pays for my shit

2. A dick to ride on

3. A shoulder to cry on

My boyfriend just bought all my drinks at the bar 🙋🏿

by dtucker March 10, 2016

Boyfriend Buddie/girlfriend buddie

(girlfriend buddie) gb is a a female friend that is not goin out with you but are close to them!

(boyfriend buddie) bb is a a male friend that is not goin out with you but are close to them!

Will you be my bb?
Yes of course I will be :)
yay that makes us Boyfriend buddie/girlfriend buddie

by HEYBETTY November 9, 2009