Blonde

fit girls who have white hair

"Hey Tom did you see that fit blonde in drama"

by Uxplosiveboi February 9, 2023

blond bisexual bridesmaid

A prostitute

johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free

by Allastor May 11, 2021

Blonde Bob Baddie

Someone who has a blonde Bob and slays everyday. Not everyone with a blonde Bob can be a blonde Bob baddie,it’s a lifestyle not a hair style.

Liv is my favourite blonde Bob baddie!

by Iconicblondebob June 11, 2022

kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!

Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...

by Underground loser December 30, 2023

Unhinged Blonde

She looks unreal almost like a doll. She’s perfect, she has big doe eyes, long light blonde hair. Her looks are deceiving she’s a reckless girl, she’s impulsive, flirty, fun, and bubbly but she’s fierce and strong and full of repressed emotions she’s who you call to find a party. she’s misunderstood.

“she’s a unhinged blonde”

by crazy blonde gf May 2, 2022

dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.

i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

The Blonde Paradox

Blonde women come naturally stupid

Y/n: That makes no sense!
Y/n2: she’s experiencing the Blonde paradox

by Evanafex January 31, 2023