blonde squad

A group of immensely sexy girls that all have a similarity of blonde hair. They are all amazing and tend to blind people with how beautiful they are. It's not easy being a part of blonde squad because people are always watching you, hoping to pick up or learn to be as amazing, sexy, perfect, as the blonde squad. Typically, blonde squad members are indefinitely gorgeous and can eat a bunch of food without putting on weight. On average, members eat 3 cookies a day and 2 bowls of pineapple.

Girl 1:"OMG, is that the blonde squad?"
Guy 2:"If they look perfect, amazing, and like they have a sense of humor , it totally is"
Girl 1:"I wish IIIII was part of the blonde squad"

by blondeeeeeeeee December 14, 2017

Blonde bitch

This random ass dude that wears she’ll necklaces and plays baseball and wears hat backwards

Shit did u see that blonde bitch

by Peeepee slayer November 8, 2020

blonde Sophie

best girl you'll ever meet she's a keeper lads

that's blonde Sophie omg

by thebestsophxo October 19, 2022

bleach blonde butch body

aka Marjorie Taylor Greene body

"I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?

by cogncierge May 18, 2024

Blonde bitch

This random ass dude that wears she’ll necklaces and plays baseball and wears hat backwards

Shit did u see that blonde bitch

by Peeepee slayer November 8, 2020

Pure Blonde

Pure blonde relates to someone who is naturally blonde

"You're Pure Blonde"

by Emily.S.A May 23, 2017

Blonds

They are refurred to "bumb ass people". Because they are blond. Beware of them. You may be their next victim.
Yall are thinking the Illuminatis are dangerous? Then you are dumbdumb you little sheeple. The blonds are the REAL danger of the planet. They will... BLOND YOU.

"Arthur is blond. Beware of the blonds"

by cacahuete06 May 31, 2023