blendie 

Another name for a smoothie. Since smoothies can not always be completely smooth, it calls to question the level of smoothness the said beverage in question has. Therefore, it can also be called a blendie, as one cannot question that it has been blended, but one can question whether or not its texture has been adequately smoothed to earn the title "smoothie".

Dave: Hey man, want to try some of my smoothie?

Matthew: Nah man, you still have ice chunks in it - that's a blendie.

blendie by brave toaster August 16, 2012

blended cuckold family 

A married couple, the wife of whom has a child or children outside of the marriage

Aaron and his wife Rachel are a blended cuckold family, as since they were married, she has had children outside of their marriage. Aaron accepts them as his own, even though he knows the children aren't biologically his

blended cuckold family by Man o' War January 9, 2017

Bland 

When you're trying to provoke a guy who doesn't get upset, that's a bland you fucking with.

Jim's such a bland, he doesn't get upset when you say something to him with his thin skin and all.

Bland by Solid Mantis May 14, 2018

Blend 

Blending is to get to know and connect with another person. After you spend some time with them, you feel like you really bonded, and got closer with this person. This usually leads to (sometimes unexpected) friendships.

A lot of times you blend with people you already knew before, but weren't really close with, and didn't talk to a lot.
Blending brings people together.

You need to blend with her more! Blending is the way of happiness!
At the party, I totally blended with the bae!

We blended better than fruits in a smoothie!

Blend by Yayzies May 16, 2018

shit blender

toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.

I needed to formulate an exit strategy before activating the shit blender at work

shit blender by heynow_1 May 14, 2008

Meat Blender

During foreplay between the male and female teenagers "rubbing movements" occur over the penal and vaginal area outside the pants and clothes.

A Meat Blender occurs when the male is wearing jeans and the zipper finds a way to make skin contact onto his penis therefore, "blending his meat".

"dude me and my girl friend were gonna have sex after we were out of the movies, but while we were doing some foreplay she cut my dick up on my zipper"

-Yeah I know, she told me that so I filled in for you,-

"You fucking Asshole!"
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the meat blender is a move often preformed by unexperianced foreplayers.

Meat Blender by fenderbass7 October 29, 2009

mind-blender 

This is a personal device that I own, but was not born with. It is the brain in which I am able to consistently assimilate other people's experiences, stories, and successes, while at the same time excluding my ego, pride, and ignorance/narrow mindedness.

Once the switch is flipped, a miracle occurs. The result then is that all things come together as a creamy mixture of new concepts and processes that can be used in new opportunities.

"A mind-blender does not solve problems, it creates opportunities."

mind-blender by Sportay October 12, 2016