it's your birthday

an excuse to smoke a fat sac and drink till u cant even stand and then just act totally retarded cause hey ITS YO BIRTHDAY! and no one can stop u, its like u turn into a super hero when someone states "it's yo birthday"

you: yo i dunno if i should drink tonight cause i have church in the morning
friend: nah fuck it, its yo birthday! GO (name here) IT'S YO BIRTHDAY!!!

by deenie June 17, 2004

Birthday Sandwich

A Birthday Sandwich is a sexual innuendo for a man laying on his back, a woman straddling him, and another man filling the final hole of said woman. Said sandwich must be received on birthday.

A Birthday Sandwich on any other occasion would be commonly known as a Three-Way.

by The Sandvich March 6, 2009

birthday bong

When its someones birthday and you give them a sprinkle or solid cannabis (dope) per a yorar and then they rip it and are usually stoned to the bone

person1: time for ur birthday bong
person2: 23 im gone be fukd
person1: (already on sprikle 6)

by matt ov budo September 6, 2007

birthday month

The month you were born in. This month often includes drinking and smoking til you pass out all while wearing your almighty birthday suit.

It's my birthday month again, time to put on my birthday suit.

by Dubiks December 22, 2018

doesn't come to my birthday parties

An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.

Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.

by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010

birthday whore

1) Bitch who believes the "pleasure" of giving her gifts is its own reward and never gives a grain of respect in return.

2) Bitch who accepts gifts from people she does not like.

For this reason above, friends regardless of gender should never make any gifts for each other in any form including such simple as tickets for beer. The exception to this rule is for families and engaged couples. Thanks to this rule you avoid a birthday whore 99% of time.

by Master Joie April 7, 2011

Birthday bumps

Hitting someone hard on the arm for the amount of years they are( and an extra one for good luck( extra hard))

I hear it toms birthday, let's give him birthday bumps

by @welshdragon83 June 23, 2018