Bat Scab

A scab or wound occurring on the male genitals which is caused by the extensive abuse one may inflict on their meat. If a bat scab occurs on a chronic meat tickler, it can develop into a bat scar.

"Last night I beat my meat so hard I got a bat scab."

by The Great Great Wise One June 12, 2018

Sweat Bat

A game played by cats where they bat at loose strings from sweat pants. Often known to catch owners off guard, especially if swiped in a sensitive area. This game is most often played by Ralph Drabble and his cat, Oogie.

Ralph: (not realizing he's left his pants open) It's a great day for a jog.

Oogie: (pounces and lands on Ralph's crotch) Meow!

Ralph: YEOW! That dang cat! This isn't supposed to be a game of sweat bat.

June: I told you, Ralph, tie those sweatpants shut!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 30, 2010

rubber bat

Another word for dildo, or a fake penis. A softer more flexible penis that is usually a color of purple.

My wife only likes the rubber bat more then my meat stick

by helicopterfood November 28, 2011

bat fest

short way of saying batty /gay /homo

"Yo this is a straight bat fest up in hurrr"

by peroxideandnicotine October 16, 2008

Bat-ish

This term is used when a woman is acting vulgar and wild / of yamhead behaviour.

Why da gyal deh a move suh bat-ish

by K.T_trashhhhh March 28, 2020

Chilled Bats

Chilled bats are a group of fat and ugly homosexuals that plague the world by being extremely smelly.

Hey those are Chilled Bats. I know I hate those dumbasses

by Mickeyplay Mihaa November 24, 2022

bolo bat

A big blunt. Bolo=big(size) ; Bat= a baseball bat(shape)

Person 1 “check out this big a** blunt”
Person 2 “man.. that’s a bolo bat right there
Person “You already know”

by bolobatmaster September 2, 2019