Gumbo balls

The smell of your nuts after a good sweat. Smells like gumbo.

Damn Pat you got the gumbo balls!

by OctobersunGene April 16, 2010

Mixer Ball

A ball played into a crowded penalty area, usually before a game of football takes place.

(ball is crossed into box)
Shouts of: Mixxeerrr baaall As everyone attacks the ball, usually with head or acrobatic volley. This is called a mixer ball.

by mixerr July 21, 2010

cheeze balls

A mixture of cocaine and cheeze.

We were up all night doing cheeze balls, thats cocaine and cheeze.

by Reservation 156 March 2, 2008

ball or peen

A parlour game centring upon a man who has located an ambiguous part of his genitals in his grip, and then prompts the many spectators encircling him to decide whether the flesh in question hails from his scrotum or his penis. Bets are arranged and money thrown onto the ground before finally the genitals are revealed to be either 'ball' or 'peen'. The game resets and during the anxious wait for a new presentation of genitals, the chant "BALL OR PEEN" is sounded by the spectators.

"BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN!"

The genitals are revealed.

"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."

by prairiedreamcatcher101 October 26, 2017

lunar balls

A time when a man has been single for so long that his balls have become a darker shade of blue so that they look like they have been eclipsed.

Jimmy hasn't got laid for so long he's going to have major lunar balls!

by Peggyatthestar February 3, 2015

hot as balls

About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.

Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.

by lukebn June 24, 2010

Balls-ass

adv. A superlative with a negative connotation

Holy crap, it's balls-ass cold outside today.

by Bragnor December 5, 2009