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balls orchestra

an orchestra of literal balls, often performing a somber tune indicating an undesirable situation; usually silent in the absence of a conductor; often referred to as "balls harmonic"
After I tripped on the stairs, I was ready to cue the balls orchestra.
by Ken Deezy December 24, 2008
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Alex's ball

long term damage

originating from the movie "Ghosting" when Alex ran over Nick's leg so Nick punched him in the balls. Nick ended up being fine, but Alex's ball was permanently damaged.
That guy punched you pretty hard. Are you sure your ok?

Yea I'm fine. This isn't like Alex's ball.
by adhd93 October 23, 2011
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Niagara Balls

The point at which your testicals are so sweaty they could function as a water feature.
Wow Bills so sweaty he must have Niagara Balls.
by JaD August 3, 2018
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hot as balls

About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.
Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
by lukebn June 24, 2010
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Balls-ass

Holy crap, it's balls-ass cold outside today.
by Bragnor December 5, 2009
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Ball Fluffer

a person who massages a man's balls to make him perform better.
Your acting is terrible. Please see our susan the ball fluffer and be back in 5 minutes.
by Steven-Oh April 15, 2010
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Chill Balls

Noun

1. A term generally used to describe the U.S. Coast Guard.
"Damn, I wish I could take a rip of the bong..too bad I'm in the gay ass Navy."

"Dude we burn so much ganj in the chill balls Coast Guard"
by USCG_chillballs November 21, 2011
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