bailey

to poop on a lawnchair and sit in it until it hardens up

haha hes doing a bailey

by kyle mcmillian william March 13, 2011

bailer

To make plans to go to the most amazing concert ever with your buddies and then then drop out at the last minute because your girlfriend is a succubus and you're whipped.

Oh great, we have to find somebody to buy Jesse's concert ticket because he's a fucking bailer as usual.

by Bootycakes August 25, 2007

Bail Out

When people bail on Bailey. This happens at least once a week because Bailey is too nice and doesn't stop hanging out with flakey people. lol

Person 1: Hey how was last night Bailey?

Bailey: Boring. Everyone bailed on me so I just stayed home and watched tv.

Person: Damn Bail Out. Your friends suck.

Bailey: Yeah, yeah I know.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! February 4, 2010

Bailey

A very snotty girl who only cares about herself. She will lie to make herself look better and to make you look like an ass even if she is the real one. May pretend to be upset just to get attention.

Girl 1:Did you see Bailey crying today?

Girl 2:Isee Bailey crying everyday for attention.

Girl 1:Teah no kidding.

by yurout! July 11, 2011

Dirty Bailee

A fat Mexican who smells like cheese and sits on the gear shift as if its a seat

“Oi cunt look at this dirty bailee”

by Jizzmaster68 February 10, 2019

Bailey Head

The most amazing person in the whole wide world I am literally in love with this girl. she is super skinny with a big booty and boobs. all the guys love her. Nobody can resist her! she is super loyal and the best friend anyone could ever ask for. if you ever find a bailey head make sure to stick with her, you wont regret it!

Dude!! i really wish i could get in bailey head's pants, she's a hilarious hot momma!

by madi.g.23 August 6, 2011

bailey

a boy i like, a boy everyone likes, touchy, and friendly , funny, serious , HOTTEST guy out and i actually love home to bits

bailey and i went out on a date once, he bought me flowers

by therealitythoughts February 16, 2017