Alyssa

A girl that's a slight shade of brown with huge boobs. She laughs at everything, and acts stupid all the time. She likes to think she's mexican because you know she's that cool.

Alyssa is a dumb mexican.

by jergnjgnetf December 2, 2011

allyson

noun; to put it simply, allyson is a young female whore who will do anything for “that cock”.

Allyson is so funny I love her meat curtains.

by yaboy69dixk June 1, 2019

alyson

n.
one who uses their lack of intelligence for their benifit.

boss: hey, can you file this for me?
jack: i don't know how.
boss: alright you take a break, and get steve to do it.
jack: file this.
steve: you bitch. you pull an alyson and i get stuck with the fucking work.

by richard2000 September 5, 2008

allyssa

pretty girl with clear blue eyes, slightly blonde hair, bushy eyebrows, freckles, and hugeeeeee ears!

is that dumbo?
no thats allyssa!

by socalresidence January 23, 2009

Alysia

A selfish girl. She thinks tht everything has to be about her. When talking about herself she tends to stay on tht subject forever. She tends to go out with guys tht are jerks cause she hasn't had a good father role model. She can be nice and likes to give advice. Sometimes when it's not needed.

Alysia selfish

by Derangement doooooo! April 8, 2010

Allyson

Someone that embodies mainstream white culture, i.e. Honky

Man that Allyson is a hardcore Honky.

by The Henster November 4, 2008

alyska

an extremely fashion-conscious person with little patience for those without style

Jerome was perfectly happy with his moon boots until an alyska on the street sneered at his boots and called him a fashion philistine

by BankerDude February 8, 2008