Anal Day

A day when a girls want's only anal sex.
Possibly because she's on her period or not on birth control or maybes she's just a slut.

No Pussy for me, It's an "Anal Day".

by assman08 December 24, 2008

anal

adj. of, from, or relating to the anus.
adj. to describe an uptight OCD-esque person who may or may not twitch when you do something wrong; A perfectionist.
n. short name for anal sex, or penetration of the anus (butt fuck). common among gay men and some heterosexual couples. not as enjoyable for many women but with a lot of lube it's better.

1. ug i have like anal herpes or something, cause my butthole is itching like woah.
2. A LITTLE TO THE LEFT PLEASE! *twitch* sorry, i get a little anal about things like this.
3. he keeps asking me to do anal but it hurts!

by wordmasta42 August 4, 2005

Anal Froth

The act of ejaculating in someone's anus and continuing to thrust, therefore creating froth in the persons anal passage or whip-hole

"I was ravaging her whip-hole and before I knew it I was covered in anal froth"

by Emilio Goulet February 16, 2008

Anal Claymore

When you ball your hand into a fist (known as the stink fist) and shove it into a woman's butt hole. Then, with your other hand, you mimic the shape of a detonator and ask the woman to press the button. When she pushes the button you release your fingers so instead of a ball they are flat. Then the silly string doodoo escapes her anus due to the release in pressure.

I shoved my hand into Betty's anus and prepared my other hand as the detonator. She set off the detonator and thus received the Anal Claymore.

by Vanderbilt Commodore December 22, 2007

anal creature

a creature that dwels in your anus and sraches and bites your anus untill raw and sore.

nick is being a bitch i think he has anal creatures

by anal cadets May 4, 2006

anal squeak

a whistle or "squeak" emitted during anal penetration.

i was so embarassed last night when i let out an anal squeak.

by alissa weiss January 14, 2008

Anal Mouse

A-nal Mouse {eyn-l mous}
noun
pl. anal mice

A type of white parasitic mouse that hides around your anus and in human rectums. Only lives there because of dirt and grime. Causes painful hemorrhoids and jaundice and painful erections in men. Attracted to fumunda cheese.

Cures: bleaching the surrounded area.

Men- wash fumunda out.

Kerry: "Oh James, why do you have a boner and yellow skin?"
James: "Um. I have the anal mouse."
Kerry: "You know they have stuff for that, right?"
James: "Yeah, but I also have chronic fumunda cheese disease."
Kerry: "Well, fuck you."

by FUmundamasta October 15, 2009